Satanist Filmmakers?

[Ruairi Robinson]

Hey are there any Satanist Filmmakers here on Reduser.net?

If so, where are you on a purchase from Red, and what projects are you currently working on, or planning to produce?

Websites would be "nice" to see also.

Any of you in Oklahoma or a surrounding state? >:-)

[Roberto B]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoZauiEIF4w

not me there though.. :)

[James T Mather]

I'm totally planning a satanist remake of a popular title -

I'm calling it "When harry ate sally" - Its a lighthearted look at ritual cannibalism on the new york dating scene. It's a million dollar idea.

Actually I think I'll call it "when harry breaded sally" as there is also some culinary tips in the film - no reason it can't be educational.

[Rob Gardner]

Thanks for giving us an opportunity to celebrate the anti-Christ. We have an exciting little short subject we have been working on featuring different kinds of animal sacrifices and we are hoping to get enough of a budget (NEA, pending) for a human sacrifice.

We expect an appearance by Satan as a result of this project, but we are worried about the over-exposure that might happen (clipping) when he reveals himself. Any advice? It is well known that spiritual events like this often cause sunburst-like events (though this may be an urban legend or drug perception-event) and we want to be prepared with the appropriate ND filters.

I read on Satan.org that aliasing can also occur during these events and I want to make sure we capture the cleanest images possible in order to flash around the world on the internet to accelerate the approaching apocalypse, when all the dark souls are called home (dark in a hell-born context, not in terms of exposure or iso/asa sense. I’m sure we will have enough exposure latitude for this).

Any advice about tripod heads? My budget is limited until I have the opportunity to drink the blood of the innocents, swell with earthly power and get a bitchin’ Sachler. Though I hear a geared head is really the most effective for big scale production, like the end of the world as we know it.

Anyway, any comments would be great to help us with our project…

Rob Gardner

[jpp]

Since I'm the virtual Satan here, all your projects have my blessing. However, you'll have to look elsewhere for funding.

[Joe Vinson]

I think the best Satanist films are the ones that show conflict within the Satanist community -- people struggling with their devotion to the lord of darkness, not just patting themselves on the back at how great and evil they are.

[Gordon Prince]

Any ... in Oklahoma or a surrounding state? >:-)http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/8200

[Roberto B]

but here's the most in.. famous?.. ehehehehe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_McVeigh

[Gordon Prince]

Lol :)

[Peter McCully]

Perhaps get the christian and satanist filmmakers together and get Satan saved!

[Joseph Hutson]

It is so nice to see people following the Christian's example!

[Rob Gardner]

Whoa, Joe! This is not about following “Christian examples”. Don’t try any missionary work in this cowboy’s bunkhouse…

This is forum is about filmmaking first and foremost. For instance, we have a big problem during the production of our ritual Satanist snuff films, with the heavy spray of blood, feces and other bodily fluids. How to keep your camera clean under these circumstances? Any ideas? You can’t count on the first AC (codename “Goatboy”, you know who you are). Will there be a splash-bag or underwater housing for the Red One that will protect it from these conditions?

And talk about challenges, we often do outreach videos for our brothers and sisters in prison, to counteract the misinformation we feel they are getting from the Muslim and Christian “Holy Joes” who are trying to discourage them from violence, murder and sodomy.

We feel this is just the opportunity for us to “market” our ideas and encourage the kind of behavior that will keep them in prison and off the streets for generations! These little videos we produce seem to really make a difference in the behavior of our pals behind bars and production values are number one. But we could use some advice on lighting. How do you balance color temperature for prison fluorescent lighting bounced off of “hospital green” walls? Any ideas?

Rob Gardner

[Andrew Hewlett]

lol...now thats funny. I need to start the Buddhist Filmmakers thread next.

[MiguelOrtega]

HAHAHA dude youre a dick i thought of doing the same post, same subject and all but i restrained.....dang u beat me...LOL nice to see u here too



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[Jeff Kilgroe]

Yes, yes... I thought of it too, but I'm supposed to keep the peace around here and didn't do it. Yet here it is.

Haha, too funny.

As much as I would love to continue this discussion, this thread can really only go one direction... Down. I suppose that has more than one meaning, depending on your theological perspective; so be it.