The humor post

[Pol Turrents]

why don't we use this post to show... silly things?

Let me show you the first 5000K camera:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8473/1177181139029a14b9tn4.jpg

It's a ENG camera, of course. Film has enough with 4k.

[Brook Willard]

For a cool 14,745,600,000,000 pixels, eh?

[Pol Turrents]

For a cool 14,745,600,000,000 pixels, eh?

you don't even need a zoom with that! only pan and crop tools!

[Stephen Gentle]

5000K... What's that, like 5,120,000x2,767,567 px?

That's a lot of pixels :P

[Ace]

Oh awesome, theyr'e using tilt shift lenses.

[Phil Becque]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and I’m celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence

[Shawn Nelson]

Lol, I love it Phil!

[Phil Becque]

Lol, I love it Phil!

Someone just sent it to me today! Great to see you at the reduser party ! Did you meet up with the other guys from Portland ??

Cheers, Phil

[number6]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, and I’m celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence


If she's pregnant, should she be drinking? All this world needs is another bastard idiot!

[Phil Becque]

ZEN WISDOM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.

In fact, just f**k off and leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

[ericyoung]

Zen Wisdom:

You kill me Phil!

[Scott Webster]

2 favourite NAB moments:

Me to Sony Rep: What's hot at the show?
Sony Rep:I understand the Red Camera's pretty hot

Wednesday comes around and I try my luck at the Red booth for a 2nd screening. Scene hasn't changed line wrapped around booth, 3 sides.

Me to Gate Keeper:"Any chance of getting in, I'm a Reservation Holder"
Gate Keeper: "They're all Reservation Holders!"

:)

[Paul Hazlett]

Phil!!

if you would have posted this earlier, say 20 years ago, I could have avoided
most of my mistakes in life!!

heheheh...well done.

[number6]

More fill, Phil.

[Justin Kirchhoff]

True story:

When I was in high school, I had a class that was packed to the brim with students, probably 35 or 40 of us in a small room. Well, it was one of those moments that I had to sneeze, but I also had to relieve myself in other ways (if you catch my drift)....I was determining which I should do first, sneeze or pass the gas, but by the time I made a decision, my sneeze came on so fast that it blasted the fart right out of me....and it sounded like a fog horn.

Nevertheless, I was made fun of the rest of the day. I had to grow some balls in order to go back into that classroom and face the class again. Man, that sucked.

[Phil Becque]

True story:

When I was in high school, I had a class that was packed to the brim with students, probably 35 or 40 of us in a small room. Well, it was one of those moments that I had to sneeze, but I also had to relieve myself in other ways (if you catch my drift)....I was determining which I should do first, sneeze or pass the gas, but by the time I made a decision, my sneeze came on so fast that it blasted the fart right out of me....and it sounded like a fog horn.

Nevertheless, I was made fun of the rest of the day. I had to grow some balls in order to go back into that classroom and face the class again. Man, that sucked.

Ha ha ha!! That's very brave of you to share your embarassing moment in public but it really made me laugh. Thanks a million ! :biggrin: