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the jizz post
ok, i want to fuck my camera. that's right, take off the lens cap and have my way with it. i just finished the rough cut on my feature, SHOT 90 PERCENT ON BUILD 14 in May, mind you, and i am sooooooo goddamn happy with the camera's performance I want to have sex with it. i slapped my rough cut (temp sound) on DVD, fearing the worst--a 20 percent drop in darkness, etc etc--but goddamn it, it was it the most beautiful footage i've ever seen, i swear on palin's over-used rouge. now listen fuckers, you're all techs, i'm just a hack indie, i get that. but damn!
'nuf said.
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10-02-2008, 09:53 PM
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10-02-2008, 10:00 PM
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10-02-2008, 10:04 PM
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Gfyc!
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10-02-2008, 10:09 PM
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Brilliant post Keith, congratulations.
It's perfectly natural to feel this way about your camera.  Maybe this video could inspire the RED Team in a new ergonomic direction... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI |
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10-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Okay, so clearly I'm not the only one discussing the "female anatomy" accessory for the Red :-), lol. Welcome to world of redgasms.
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10-02-2008, 10:44 PM
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That's all gross
I used to have sex with Bolex cameras but I never jumped on a forum Yelling about that. I kept that shit private...
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10-02-2008, 10:50 PM
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interesting, i let my camera watch me and my girlfriend
but youll have to wait to see that soon............... standbyfortrasnmission p.s. love that red allows posts like this, things can get so uptight on red user and thats the exact opposite of how red seems to work, their laid back about having their hands in the future, and the future is one hot bitch! it gave birth to jim's "Red". keep up the hard work and i would say thanks for my camera and extras but clearly with epic and scarlet your too busy for thank yous. |
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10-02-2008, 11:12 PM
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C.i.l.f.?
EDIT: (Jeez, it won't let me make fully capitalized acronyms.) |
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10-02-2008, 11:34 PM
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Apparently that's the holdup on IMS support for the RED. In addition to taking every kind of lens, it also allows the camera to be used for other purposes.......
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